Two Things I Learned Today

I am a fool and Joe has superhuman eyes.

Joe: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/LG+-+Infinia+/+55%22+Class+/+1080p+/+480Hz+/+3D+LED-LCD+HDTV/9717483.p?id=1218220776213&skuId=9717483

I want that

me: $$$$$$!

Joe: haha

480 hertz??

holy balls

me: 480hz is kinda overkill too no?

Joe: man

that shit would be so crazy

clear

less then an inch thick

as well

me: 240hz or whatever is good enough

Joe: and 55

that picture must look sick

bro

me: my tv is pretty good

just not 3d

Joe: not that good fool

mine is pretty good too

me: honestly i don't think our eyes are even capable of detecting the differences b/w 240 and 480hz

Joe: mine are

fool!

ha

The dog wants out

Something isn't quite right...

Who you going to call?

No es un Perro, Pt 6

¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!!

GO USA!

Who says you cant teach a old dog (?) new tricks?

Whatizit? Pt 4

Its not a bird, its not a plane, its not a dog... its SUPER(blank). We seriously can't figure out what this thing is.

It's a Mario! Pt 3

That's right. Not only is our childhood hero iconic, it is also...Joe's dog.

Is this a MerDog? Pt 2

Continuing with the dog photo theme, I think Expo markers are going to really bring this to a whole new level.

True Love

Another not-a-prank post: On top of already having a picture of his dog(?) in a frame on his desk. He also has the exact same picture set (tiled, mind you) on both monitors as his wallpaper. His love for this squirrel knows no bounds.

This is Gross...

This wasn't even a prank, it is just the filth that Joe lives in everyday. If you look closely you can see chunks hanging from the chair. This is disgusting. And yes, that is an upsidedown "V" that has formed on his chair from the space between his legs as he sits.

Is that a Dog? Pt 1

A recurring theme throughout this blog will be things we do to the photo of his dog (if you can really call that a dog). Here a lion gets a meal.

Oh, the Places You'll Go!

This blog is meant to chronicle "The things we do to Joe." While not everything is original or even funny…each prank brings us one step closer to our goal of seeing Joe pop. This has been on going for the past 3 years, we have now just decided to document the harassment. We welcome any and all suggestions. Thanks for following!

James & Michael